Flibbertigibbert

Bastardised and belittled (rendered spent)
Coveted and consumed (steal his spirit)
Discovered and conquered (burn the witch)

I've got a secret, hidden in my hat.
Worn by a woman who's as kooky as a bat.
But she won't let you near the furry red accessory
I promised her some kidney pie to protect it when necessary.

Her counterpart bounces by
Followed by a thunderous applause
Created by the bouncing plastic rainbow coloured balls
That flood my childish reminiscences
Bouncing on the blubbery stomach
Of a man with an arthritic leg
A pillow of custard
A jolly fellow
Paunched and costaud
A jolly fellow
billowing jacket,
Emergency lever in the pant pocket
Everywhere brimming with fish tails
Up to my eyeballs in fish tails